this person is replying to their own text message
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
Sort of want to do prompts. Also sort of don’t. Such a dilemma.
Taylor replies to a fan on 8.31.14 on Instagram.
when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
Sorry you’re friends with me so that means intentional and unintentional ruining of street cred
Fine, whatever. I’ll just have to be more fierce with my protectiveness to up my cred and protect my crew
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
please reblog this
Love you to bailey, you’re a great friend
BRUH, you’re ruining my street cred!
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
AHHHHH! Charlie I fucking love you
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.