Whose Baby is That?
I'm Bailey (cis she/her/hers), I live in Michigan, I'm aromantic asexual, and I write. There are many fandoms that I belong to, but my current obsessions are RWBY, Kill la Kill, and most recently Madoka Magica. Don't talk to me about animation or visual effects, I will start crying.

okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

"This is how thoroughly we women have been sexualized, that we cannot make the kind of noises that come with physical exertion without it being associated with sex. In fact, everything about our bodies has been sexualized in one way or another. If we groan during sport or we breast-feed in public, we are criticized for making people think about sex. If we talk openly about things like menstruation and poop and farts, then we are criticized for making people not want to think about sex.

Think about what it means to be ladylike and all of the adjectives that go along with it: elegant, cultured, classy, sophisticated. To be successful at being feminine means being successful at being private, keeping your body’s natural functions behind closed doors and never letting anyone know they exist. It means to be constrained, that you do not let your legs spread wide in public transportation and you do not make noises that are harsh on the ears. It means presenting a polished, shiny surface to the world at all times, one that allows others to project whatever they wish onto you while never showing too much of your true self."

Women’s tennis and the gender politics of grunting   (via chubby-bunnies)

"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

yoyonaki:

shugarskull:

Yeon Woo Jhi

captain-nk

blowjab:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

that doesn’t mean everyone’s opinions are acceptable you raccoon looking fuck

milkradio:


let’s all try to be a little more like mabel pines

milkradio:

let’s all try to be a little more like mabel pines

forthenexttenminutesago:

carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

thewomanfromitaly:

i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

monicam:

i made a comic that literally no one else will understand because i want to remember the time i, at the age of 19, almost stuck my hand into a running garbage disposal until my mom told me not to

monicam:

i made a comic that literally no one else will understand because i want to remember the time i, at the age of 19, almost stuck my hand into a running garbage disposal until my mom told me not to

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

trevenant:

pleatedjeans:

This is How You Prank Someone.

THE LAST ONE OH MY GOD